tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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