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(802): View more from Vermont

Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.

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(443): View more from Maryland

repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.

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(432): View more from Texas

So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.

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(310): View more from California

Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??

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(775): View more from Nevada

note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.

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