I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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