I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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