How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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