Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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