i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just want nice things and good sex
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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