well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My brain says no but my pants say off.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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