i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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