yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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