I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I have post one night stand depression
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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