is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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