Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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