Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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