Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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