She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
