I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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