Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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