so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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