I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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