What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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