Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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