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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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