But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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