she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize