I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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