I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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