I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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