Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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