Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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