i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Your penis caused this!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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