You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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