omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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