i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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