its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
