the new term for farting is butt boxing.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I wear drunk well.
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