mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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