My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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