ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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