epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
