we're chasing vodka with high fives
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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