Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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