wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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