Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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