I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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