"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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