Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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