is wine microwaveable?
my shit smells like andre
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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