no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
