Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
A bitchslap is in order.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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