we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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