just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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