Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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