You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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