I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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