He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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