was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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